The Kaufman Family(or legacy whicever you prefer):
Well, this is me: Brendan Kaufman and this page is devoted to my life and my friends...
first off i'd like to introduce you to my family...
I have one sister and one brother (and of course a mom and a dad, which is pretty standard for most families with a super woofer)
Well, i'll go in order from oldest to youngest (excluding my parents (sorry mom and dad:-)))
Here is my sister Marykate:
well, this isn't her finest picture but it will have to do for now, check back and i'll have a little nicer of a photo up...
And last but not least my little brother connor, he's 5 (he just turned it in April)and he's really cute as you can tell from this picture:
yeah, and basically this picture couldn't suck worse, i think my scanner was like fogged up or something when I scanned it...oh well...alright, now enough of my family (no offense mom, dad, marykate, or connor, but i've got friends and music to deal with now...)
My friends:
First off i'd like to send you to a magical place where you can do whatever you please, you can listen to great music, you can see pictures of great guys, you can check out some tour dates, but best of all...you can flip the text...thats right...flip the text...and then, if you dare....you can flip it back...what more could you ever want in a website???well here it is, so click on it now before it's to late:
yep yep yep, thats it, absatively posolutely...click it....NOW!!!
Well, i've got some great news. The Unsinkable Mr. marden have been entered in a very prestigious battle of the bands known as Indifest there will be over 20 bands there compteting for the grand prize of 16 hours of studio time, so if you live in the deleware or philadelphia region and are interested in going please call (610)328-0140...and be sure to ask for me, brendan...thank you and good luck to marden!!!
Well, if your insane and decided not to click there, don't worry, theres plenty more fun stuff to play with as you continue to scroll down...